Ted Cruz injects a bit of levity into some downtime during the impeachment trial

Following Saturday’s surprise vote to allow witnesses in the impeachment trial, Sen. Ted Cruz tweeted there was “chaos…Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.”

So, the senator from Texas thought he’d take the time to “share some of the Qs in the pile that DIDN’T make the cut to be asked yesterday.”

Here are the questions:

Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”

Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”

Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”

Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”

Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”

Cruz also had a few questions for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and even D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.

Not everyone appreciated Cruz’ humor however.

Replying to @tedcruz: “You should be arrested for this cut.”

H/T: Twitchy

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